Shipped by Minh

a thing would actually come true after 2 months of the main person getting called an annoying kid

"You know I was Shipped by Minh"
"Wow did it became true?"
"No, I lied"

Drop-shipped

someone who looks absolutely crazed or dead-ass hilarious

*image is shown*

guy1: dude you look Drop-shipped (guy2)
guy3: for real

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

Part of the ship part of the crew

Originating from the move Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, the quote "Part of the ship, part of the crew" means that once you join, you can never leave.
This quote is commonly applied by lobotomites after removing their frontal cortex which signifies commitment to being mentally handicapped. Those foolish enough to have this lobotomy often use an app and are unable to prevent themselves from reopening it 2 minutes later.

OMG GUYS, FART OF THE SHIT FART OF THE LOO LMAO I USE THE SECRET APP
LMAO PART OF THE SHIP PART OF THE CREW xD

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claimed ship

when someone claims a ship/friendship of a fictional character is the relationship between them and someone else.

person a: our friendship is like sasha and connie’s from attack on titan

person b: oh totally, thats our claimed ship.

dark ship

a ship between either a fictional character who is above the age and another below the age, mainly popularized by the tiktoker: ski
using tiktok slideshows to create illegal scenarios, that involve r word, SA, secrets between an adult and a child, these people also like to use characters that are like, father daughter, older sister, little sister, uncle, sister and brother, gross stuff like that. usually using MLP characters, south park characters, bluey characters, video game characters too. and here’s the tiktoker who does it because i honestly want to get this sick person ratted out : .ski.uwu

maybe they will be banned by the time anyone sees this

*btw i don’t condone this at all*

An example would be “My dark ship is bluey and bandit”

ship master

A person who can ship people quickly and is almost always correct about da ship

I am da best ship master