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One who blows his load in his dirty socks.
Billy that dirty sock buster
A simple name for your cum sock.
Ugh Dave, just found your dobby's sock. Bloody mingin aight.
When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
An expression used when one' takes their socks off (mainly black socks) and there is black fluff around their toes.
Undressed to have a wash, pulled my socks off, sock druff in the shower.
when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...
hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?
When you are having anal sex, you pull your dick out and the girls intestines are wrapped around your dick.
WTF! I just strawberry socked you
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(n): Bare feet that are covered with socks. Two feet with socks. (v): Wearing your socks without shoes.
(n) I went to get the mail in my sock feet.
(n) I slipped in the kitchen in my sock feet.
(v) I sock footed it down to the mail box.
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