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A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.
-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
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On Face Book, one who posts an offensive status, then immediately logs off, so as to not have to face up to his or her imflamatory jabs.
"Dan's status on Face Book says, 'Dan thinks Republicans are a-holes'then logged off so I can't call him out on IM. What a freakin' status sniper!"
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when someone is completely a g and a baller fo reaallll.. someone who can ball on everybody
" daaammnn that cara girl is definatly baller statuss fo sho!"
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to be of extremely large porportions.
or extremely big, such as a dinosaur.
person one: "whoa dude, thats quite a bit of food you have on your plate!!"
person two: "im really reeeeally hungry!"
person one: "yeah that's like "saurus status" hungry!"
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a noun. it is a condition in which one no longer cares about what others think of him or her when acting in ridiculous, pathetic, outrageous, and degenerate ways.
dude, when you'd rather run up a 500 dollar tab at the bar and then take your shirt off, as opposed to hitting on girls and trying to pull some ass, you know you've reached clown status.
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Josh: did you see what that guy had on?
Mike: yeah dude that was total rogue status
Those dudes from Ryle High School have complete rogue status!
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To be a big enough star that you could fill an Entire Stadium when doing a concert, you know you're big once you've achieved Stadium Status. Coined by Kanye West in the song "Big Brother" off the Graduation Album.
Jay-Z, Eminem, 50 Cent, and Kanye West have all achieved Stadium Status.
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