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A person that has just recently committed analingus and/or licking of the groin and ass crack of a person that has swamp ass. The breath of the person is so volatile its smell will remind people of the harshness of fire from a dragons mouth.
Friend 1:"Did you smell the breath of that one girl? It is the most disgusting thing I have ever experienced."
Friend 2:"No shit, I made her lick out my ass after I worked out."
Friend 1:" Oooooooh.....so you made her a swamp dragon. That is some cruel shit and yet so very awesome."
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Swamp Donkey is one of the lowest forms of a woman. Always being extremely fat, ugly, smells of their dog and has an addiction to steroids. She will never shave (anywhere) and tell untold amounts of lies.Probably have a boyfriend with one ball and be partially deaf.
OMG ain't Sarah a Swamp Donkey
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hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chews tobacco and smokes cigars, clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts; live on a steady diet of government cheese, cheap beer, and slim jims. hobbies include catfishing, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. favorite music includes lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent. talks with a poor grammar and a southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.
man I hate shopping at Wal-Mart, there are always so many swamp critters there.
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Swamp Donkey-(n) 1. a low caliber female type who tries to pass them self off as a dime piece by trying to surround themselves with dimes, clearly never obtaining nothing more than penny piece status.
Kev: What's the deal with Andrea?
Tod: Oh the Swamp Donkey? No one wants that skank. Have you seen that shit that's in her eye?
Michelle: Nasssttyyyy...
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You are a victim of Swamp Dong when a girl that you are fornicating with squirts (female ejaculation) while you are inside her, saturating your balls.
I spent a long time cleaning up after last night when my girl gave me swamp dong several times.
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Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
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To 'drain the swamp" is to remove water from a fetid low-lying area to make room for the effluence of your own cesspool.
Donald Trump vowed to drain the swamp in Washington so he could fill it with the stool pigeons of the corrupt corporate elite
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