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A British actor who is also the leader of the Church of the Palm, known as the king of palms his followers are considered the "Sexually Frustrated Palm Cult", Established in 2011.
Q: Who is Tom Hardy?
A:Tom Hardy is the king of palms.
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Something yelled at the top of an elderly persons lungs to describe anger towards a younger generation. It is slightly more annoying than a shenanigan and slightly less evil than hooliganism.
A teenager places a bag of burning dog poop on an elderly womans porch and runs away after ringing the doorbell.
Woman yells: You dam youngins and your tom foolary.
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Quite possibly the greatest mainstream guitarist. He uses different effects and distortion to make his sound the most unique he can. The man is way too talented to be playing rhythm behind Chris Cornell.
Tom Morello is well-endowed.
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It is a way to masterbate where you jack off normally, but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. By hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.
After passing out you come crashing down with a thunderous boom. This is called "Reentry"
It is at this point where your mother walks in to see you laying there covered in your "Star Dust". Be sure to glare at her with the confidence of Buzz Aldrin. She will then stomp out of the room without saying a word. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."
Credit u/Lemiius
I performed a Major Tom last night. I still have not left my room. I don't know what to say to my mom.
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(v) to have a loud and lengthy bowel movement.
I feel a Tom Johnson coming on!
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An awsome programe that rocks. About some cat named Tom and some anoying mouse called Jerry. The cat always tries to eat the mouse but the mouse always gets away.
Tom runs after mouse into garden. Mouse hides behide dog. Dog eats cat.thats an example of Tom and Jerry
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Tom Ford is widely known as a successful American fashion designer. Also, the term was adopted by urban societies in the last 1990s referring to successful drug dealers that would sniff cocaine off of tables.
This reference has recently regained notoriety in hip-hop artist Jay-Z's song "Tom Ford".
"I don't pop molly, I rock Tom Ford"
Meaning, Jay-Z is stating his level of dominance over other artists by the fact that while they are doing weaker drugs like MDMA, Jay-Z sniffs cocaine off tables.
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