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Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.

This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018


Organic Water

Quite simply, one of the hottest pro gamers you will ever find on For Honor servers. I'd smash him

Yeah, I'd fuck Organic Water. Fax, no printer

by NobushixKensei January 28, 2022


Gnat's-Water

A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.

"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"

by karientoch March 15, 2019


No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023


Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud

Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub

by Infected toe man April 21, 2015


desk water

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)

Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"

by Cucurigu75 March 2, 2023


Chill Water

A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.

If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.

by anonymousbraggart December 16, 2010