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Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.

I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.

by Charlie777 February 06, 2014


Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021


Bitch witch

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a bitch witch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can also be written "witch bitch".

That bitch witch makes my life a living hell.

Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.

Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!

by LingDanc803 February 09, 2023


sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.

"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."

by The sloop god April 13, 2017


Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017


Witch's titty

A cocktail of milk and cocaine.

Try this witch's titty, it's fuckin dangerous.

by Chunkley April 01, 2021


Witch Cat

A Gothic/Masculine Gay Of Any Gender Who Loves Cats

Person 1: They Are Cute
Person 2: Oh, Their A Witch Cat

by Smol_cootie July 25, 2021