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Clam Bandit

(noun) - A person or persons who do not do their washing up and leave the kitchen in an awful mould-infested state. Someone who is generally a messy bugger.

"Oh Laura, you haven't done your washing up again! You filthy Clam Bandit!...go to bed!"

by Grandad's Fist August 20, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clam Bumpers

One definition of lesbians, (clam meaning vagina) insisting that the two women have sex by rubbing one of their vaginas against the others vagina.

Cindy and Martha love eachother, they are probably clam bumpers.

by leanna :) April 7, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


clam slamming

The female version of teabagging.

1) I am totally going to clam slam her while she's sleeping.
2) You guys going clam slamming on Sunday?

by bizzy mark March 9, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clam Chowder

After a long night of fuck-making sometimes the female may sit on the toilet the next morning and discover an oozing discharge of sperm and other fluids from her vagina.
the texture, smell, and taste is similar to that of chunky clam chowder.

Becky totally got railed by 4 guys last night, and this morning it looked like a cauldron bubbling over full of clam chowder!!!

by uh-ryan November 4, 2009

52๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


clam quank

A slang term for a queef.

Example 1: "Oh my god! I think Tabitha just clam quanked!"

Example 2: "That girl totally clam quanked on my dick last night!"

by Shasta Spoonberry October 19, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


clam slapping

When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.

"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"

by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


clam head

Clam head is a dude that is not good at anything but once you get him treading clams he is a savant. He tends to bring up clams every couple of seconds while his partners might take minutes.
You will notice that when clammers first jump in the bay they will be separated from each other by at least 100 feet between them. After a couple of minutes it is easy to pick out the clam head as the other clammers will begin to move towards the clam head until they are touching him. This phenomena is explained by the fact that the clam head can always find the "nest" which can have many clams sitting on top of each other.
The non clam heads move closer to try to get in on that nest. When this happens, the clam head simply moves away and finds another nest.
Clam heads are very popular in the water but usually geeks out of the water. Their moment of glory (time of glory) is only during the time while treading away. Clam heads never hold a bucket for the clams. There is usually a helper holding the bucket for the clam head (note the status in the water). When there is no bucket, clam heads are always struggling to hold the clams they are catching. Clam heads always count their clams out loud as they are catching them to make sure everyone knows they are the best. Clam heads usually have stinky feet with semi-black toenails and it is not known if this contributes to their prowness catching clams though studies are on-going. It is always a good thing to have a clam head in your party when going clamming as they get so many clams others can take breaks and drink beer. It is very hard to get a clam head out of the water. The only known method is to urinate on him in the water and when he feels the warm water something in the clam head tells him it's time to get on the boat.

Bring Richie clamming with us, he's such a clam head we can all listen to the Yankee game and drink beers while he treads for those clams and makes us rich.

Ok, I'll go pick him up but I think he's at the nerd convention right now.

Tell him we're going clamming. He'll come.

You're right. Ha ha ha ha.

by Jabbow April 24, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž