Why tf are you looking up penis on urban dictionary?
Penis!
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this is the funny. it is the shit we laugh about. we all know why you're here so why don't you just fucking admit it
"wow, that woman's penis is fucking huge Johnathan"
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a thing that looks like a dead ass worm, that has been run over 15 times and also has been stomped on by dumbo the elephant.
โi saw a dead body, it looked like a penisโ
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the word that ur mom was with last night
your mom was with my penis last night
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a tiny tiny tiny thing
or
what i stick in ur mom
you have a tiny penis
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