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Pot broke is when you are out of weed
I'm pot broke, I got no more weed.
Small pot or bowl used for consuming crunk/getting crunked up.
This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.
The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.
Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?
Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.
Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...
When your high and you get lucky, aka having sex.
David was so pot lucky last night, he banged 3 chicks
When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant
Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant
During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.
Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub