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When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it
I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water
The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.
If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.
Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.
The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).
Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.
Bottled water used to put out a safety torch caused fire.
Tim Tim burned his house down with the safety torches and now he needs safety water to put it out.
A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.
"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"