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a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.
"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"
"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."
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When you have your legs up on the table and boastfully fart to your onlookers, and come to the realisation that your booty hole is slightly wet. Take yourself down the toilet to find the yellowest of all mucus in your white underwear.
Andy turned himself into a yellow ass weasel at work again.
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When a Man performs Anal Sex on a woman(or man) with diarrhea
She said she was sick...so i just gave her a diesel weasel
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polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss
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A "dance" performed by weasels and ferrets when they get extremely excited or threatened. They tend to jump around while making a strange barking noise. Most animals that do the weasel war dance get very clumsy and will run into things.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.
Person A: What's your ferret doing?
Person B: Oh, she's doing the weasel war dance.
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A game where your mom or dad will randomly begin to whistle the "Pop goes the weasel" tune at any given moment queuing you and all of your siblings to run and hide. The first one to get caught gets a whipped with a belt...this is the only way to end the game. Imagine hide and go seek with a belt.
"Is that pop goes the weasel i'm hearing? Shanelle run!"
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A person who hasn't lost and of their weasel yet. They have yet to participate in any sexual activities including pulling
She is an innocent King Weasel
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