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Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
None of these things is any good on its own. It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.
1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.
3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts.
Take care out there and beware of the Wine Witch
Wine Witches are easily identified. They will usually be holding a glass or bottle of wine. If not holding a glass or bottle of wine then look at their body. A Wine Witch will be slim with empty deflated boobs, She will also have rough dry hands. Wine Witches usually have larger than normal nostrils through sniffing wine.
Alcohol contributes to dehydration while reducing skin elasticity. In many cases, making lifestyle changes to cut down on these vices can improve breast size, shape, and the overall firmness of different body sizes.
Watch out for that one she's a Wine Witch
Upgraded sugar baby.
She just got cinnamon witch status!
The point in your life where you've been pushed around by people and by life well past your limit, so you decide that enough is enough, you're going to focus on yourself and your goals, give people the same energy they give you, and you no longer care if you become or be looked at as the villain. This usually happens well after you've tried to be reasonable. You can go in and out of this era, but this era is usually an intense one.
Named after Wanda Maximoff's arc in Multiverse of Madness.
Concept created by @brenttheleprechaun on TikTok.
Nat: Hey, what happened to Lydia? She was so sweet and kind. Now she's acting like a villain.
Bruce: Oh, you didn't know? She's in her Scarlet Witch Era now.
Nat: What was the last straw?
Bruce: Who knows? But she told me she's been reasonable for long enough.
A person who is being sassy or sarcastic
Wendy doesn't like it when her daughter acts like a sass witch.
A act of hanging your significant other and fucking them while you pretend to be possesed.
Do not try at home
"Dude, i Salem Witch Trailed that bitch so hard last night that she almost didn't make it"
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