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tire tread

Inside a woman's vagina, the swelling of the four "legs" of her aroused clitoris, making the surface feel as if it has ridges, akin to the ridges of a tire's tread.

As I fingered my girlfriend, I could feel her tire tread, so I knew she was as ready to go as myself.

by timmerfee January 29, 2023


check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.

I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.

by YourMotherTrucker September 19, 2017


Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022


donkey Tired

a feeling of being extremely tired

my daughter was donkey tired after staying out at the party last night

by March 7, 2024


Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”

Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.

by just a fooligan January 9, 2020


Reggae Tired

The kinda tired where you just wanna sit and chillax. Ei. smokin a doobie wearin a rasta hat. Could also apply to the kind of tired you feel after smoking. This is more of a chill tired rather than an exhausted tired.

The word reggae can also refer to regular. Thus, reggae tired can apply to the tired you feel on the regular.

I'm honestly kinda reggae tired right now man.

by sscalista May 10, 2018


tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck

Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!

by Dirtymyrtlelandshark September 1, 2022