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When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth
Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?
When you're too tired to feel hungry, but you're hungry enough that you can't fall asleep until after you ate.
I was that hungry tired, it took me 2 hours to decide if I was hungry, but after I ate food, I slept for 10 hours.
1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico
Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.
the expression of pure joy and being grateful. for the second person — full time success of screwing theirs sleep schedule, after such a long time.
person1. hey, mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore !
person1. *waking up* fuck yes..
When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake
I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer
When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired
Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired
Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!