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Synonym to forfeit an argument, surrender.
Basically people say it when they get fucked so badly in an argument they can't even come back from it.
Barry: "Hey Jerry COUNTERARGUMENT THATS REALLY GOOD"
Jerry: "I stand corrected"
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Pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants, your muffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also may be very tight, or the button may come undone upon the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."
Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.
Girl 1: I wish I could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!
Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.
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While being piss ass drunk at a party, everyone pulls their pants down to their ankles and runs around the entire party. Who ever makes it the longest without someone tripping or tripping by themselves is the last man standing.
Jim, Joe, and Shithead played last man standing at at party. Joe got tipped, then Jim passed out. So Shithead won because he was simply the last man standing
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When you fart mid-conversation with a person or group of people, and maintain your position after someone has expressed their displeasure with either the sound or smell.
Stan: "Dude it stinks, did you just cut one?"
You: "sorry about that."
Stan: "oh man, now you're gonna stand your ground?"
You: "absolutely. "
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Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Standing here i realise is a song from MGR during the senator Armstrong fight
like a one night stand, when a guy or girl flirts with you but outside of class you dont exist to them most commonly in high school
Girl's Friend: how come the guy who flirts with you in math everyday never says hi to you
Girl: oh probably just another one period stand...
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The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...
I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"
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