Toilet Charades

A hilarious game we played in McDonalds in Leicester Square London but can be played wherever there is a CCTV camera in the toilet sink area which can be viewed by the customers of the shop. One person goes into the toilet finds the camera and starts acting out charades while people queuing for the toilet give him/her funny looks. The other people stand outside the toilet and watch the person acting out on the TV screen. They have to guess what he is acting out like a normal game of charades with the added bonus of laughing their heads of at the people watching the actor.

Person queuing for toilet 1:WTF is that weirdo guy doing????Why does he think the security people would want to see him do that???Is he pretending he is riding on a broom???
Person queueing for toilet 2:I think he is playing toilet charades.Now he is pretending he has a wand!!!WOW he is a loser could he not think of a better charade???!!
People outside toilet:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO!!!HARRY POTTER!!!

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French Toilet

Making out while using the toilet.

Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*

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Toilet's Revenge

Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.

I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!

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Toilet Talk

When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.

Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.

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toilet wand

A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!

Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?

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toilet water

what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them

SPARKY! Get your head out of the shitter!

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Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.

"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"

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