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(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.
Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"
"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"
"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"
The day when it is gay to not be gay. On this national holiday everyone is gay for a day.
Joe asked Candice "why aren't you gay today?".
Candice replied "Oh crap, I totally forgot it was Big Gay Tuesday!".
The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays
guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
The day that every resident of TKE West looks forward to.
Sam Rov: Holy fuck do you know what day it is?
Jake Wall: No.
Sam Rov: It's Kogi Tuesday!!!!
A weekly ceremony performed by Chris and Nick to power through the monotonous and stressful work week. Margarita Tuesday involves the consumption of copious amounts of Margaritas with friends (sometimes on a Wednesday).
Omg I can’t believe Chris and Nick are getting drunk again on Margarita Tuesday…what degenerate alcoholics!
The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am
Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"
Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"
Aside from the weekend Turbo Tuesday is the most demanded day of the week. Featuring Jimmy Vu via bnastybeats.net or twitch.tv/bnastybeats viewers from around the globe have become increasingly interested in his top of the line visuals and new music each week!
“It’s Turbo Time guys!”
Back in elementary school we were taught that testicle Tuesday was the day to check yourself. Now with Turbo Tuesday all I look forward to is new music!