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A long, cylindrical, hollow object resembling the inside of a vagina after one "nuts" inside of it. For example, a fried Twinkie from the State Fair. Also may be used to describe the vagina itself.
Guy 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's pregnant..."
Guy 2: "Should have finished on her back! Say no to the nut tunnel"
Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.
Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.
tunnel vision
(in terms of introspection) to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.
depression and drug addiction are hard to treat because the depressed and the addicted often have tunnel vision when it comes to introspection. they sometimes for this reason feel misunderstood by the rest of society.
Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.
Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.
See also: My way or the highway
"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."
Tunnel Vision is when your view on life “tunnels” as if you are in a tunnel and can only see one thing or one goal and that’s all that matters to you.
Notre Dame had tunnel vision on winning a National Championship in Lacrosse.
An AMAZING song made by melanie martinez
I make them panic, it's satanic how I bend my body
Yeah, you can look, but you can't touch, I'm not just anybody
Caught in the haze and hypnotized and you're too thirsty
Open your view and you will find, stop searching
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
They always hustle for the pussy, so they'll never get it
I make them tumble down the hill they climbed, I don't regret it
I saw that trick fall out your sleeve, and I'm so certain
You hum a tune I don't believe, and it ain't working
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.