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Unicorns that are defined as Gangster. Normally seen with lots of swagga. Amazing rappers. Yet their still rainbow.
-Ohhh snap, did you see those unicorns? He had alot of swagga!
-Ya, that was a gang of Gangsta Unicorns.
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Those thug ass niggas in bowie high that like to fuck shit up and punch bitches in the throat. They snort sprinkles and shit rainbows. Only the illest, craziest people can join.
"Damn! I heard some bitch got punched in her left titty today!" "It must have been those trill ass niggas from unicorn mob again" "Yeah probably"
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the epic unicorn that can defeat ninjas, and that is so epic, it is a ninja.
every time a ninja unicorn poops, more epicness is spread throughout the world
unicorn ninjas dont eat rainbows and poop butterflies,
they eat lightning and poop epicness
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A unicorn sighting is something magical that happens or is witnessed, that is otherwise indescribable. Usually it is a so-bad-that-it's-good type of situation or circumstance that is witnessed.
"Hey, I just saw a clown walk up to a bar and try to order a 5 dollar drink with pennies, and it's 2 in the afternoon. That's like, I don't even know."
"I think you just had a unicorn sighting."
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Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.
It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.
Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.
My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back
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True natural blonde with a full 70's bush.
You know what I haven't seen lately in this time of shaved labias?
I need to find me a Golden Unicorn to complete my journey!
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A man that is so genuine and gives you all the feels, he must be to good to be real.
Friend #1: He is great, kind, handsome, motivated,
and wants the best for me.
Friend #2: Looks like you found a unicorn boyfriend.
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