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A cougar in training; someone just entering their early thirties with aspirations of being the real deal.
Often looks too young to achieve cougardom as eye cream, moisturizer, and a healthy diet are on their side. Non smokers. Non wrinkly hands and necks. Perky, natural boobs.
Age requirement: 30-36ish
Pumas in training are often called mountain screamers and would be in the mid to late twenties.
Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone are urban pumas. Technical cougars that can still be classifed as pumas = Ellen Pompeo (even though she's OOOOOLLLLDDDD, she's kept a youthful glow) and Amanda Peet (again, 35, but looks great).
Mountain screamers would be Natalie Portman, LeAnn Rhimes, and Scarlett Johansson.
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It's this site. It's ruined by sick perverts and pedophiles that post ridiculous and absurd definitions that shouldn't be seen by young children. The UD community first looks like a community of sick perverts and pedophiles, and that wraps up Urban Dictionary.
I just laugh at this one little definition at Urban Dictionary as I type in a more mature definition of the word at the site.
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A place where any stupid fuck tries to make up a new word, thinking he/she is cool because they're going to start a new word.
Stupid Guy: Hey I added the term Shit Kicker Pussy Licker to Urban Dictionary, how cool am i?
Stupid Guys Friends: hey yeah your pretty cool
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A dictionary for brain-damaged people.
Basically EBaumsworld.com, but in text form. Popular amongst the same crowd as well.
(there's no way this will be published, but to the editors: please fucking kill yourselves or do something worthwhile with your lives. If this gets published then the previous message applies to all the definition writers as well. Seriously, you people are sad, sad losers.)
huh huh huh...urban dictionary is so awesome....huh huh....poop....huh huh....chuck norris.....huh huh....math is hard....
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What's that? Urban Dictionary, dumbass. hi
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The best thing ever and I'm just going back home and I'm not telling you how to make me feel stupid
Urban dictionary is awesome but it doesn't work with the comments on my list
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Urban Elixir is another word for crack or cocaine made famous by Baltimore City newspapers and websites.
Mr. Janis says urban elixir is another word for crack. I'm pretty sure he just made it up to sound fancy, but newspapers use it so I guess it's legit.
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