gym wanker

a) A person who makes loud sounds in the gym it is almost animalistically homosexual

b) A person who goes to the gym often and believes he is socially superior to others when he is pompous

Mr Gibbons is such a gym wanker

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Wanker

to be free and single

oi you ya sad wanker

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wanker band

Wanker bands are bands made for wankers. Wanker band is a pejorative term usually used for bands which have repetetive, boring, and unimaginative songs, riding on the wave of a current trend. A prime example of a wanker band are Little Man Tate.

Hey, I'm going to see LMT tommorow.

I'm afraid LMT are a wanker band, wanker.

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Oj wanker

Masturbating while using oranje juice as lubrification

Man, that kid smelled like oranges... He must be an oj wanker

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An Inconvenient Wanker

Al Gore.

Intelligent Person: "Hey Al, is Global Warming even a real threat or is it just a big money making scam?!"

Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"

Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."

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cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something

There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are

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wastegate wanker

Someone with a piss-fart 4 cylinder turbo charged car that drives around the roads at night time revving the tits off them, hoping somebody will notice them. Often involves driving 'round and 'round the same block or circuit numerous times hoping for someone to think they are cool.

This is usually due to lack of penis size and engine cubic inches.

There goes another wastegate wanker.

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