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An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.
John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
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It’s when a nigga doesn’t watch where he going and gets yeeted by another nigga
Dam that nigga got yeeted, next time watch where you’re going.
A more straight-forward and funnier way of "Please think before you speak as it can affect others."
Person 1: "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BLOCK YOU"
Person 2: "watch yo tone mf"
Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time
Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off
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Nope. Nope. Don't click on it.
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ is most definetely a rickroll. Reposting this because somebody removed it and replaced it for some reason.
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A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn
mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN
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-When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.
-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.
Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!
Bill: hey Bob....?
Bob: what?
Bill:..........watch your own bobber