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Yo-Kai Watch 2

The Sequl to one of the best selling(In japan) videos games of 2013.

Tim:I going to play Yo-Kai Watch 2
John:Bony Spirts Or Fleshy Souls
Tim:Psychic Specters

by HeartyAlexander December 17, 2020


spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

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Watch where you’re going.

It’s when a nigga doesn’t watch where he going and gets yeeted by another nigga

Dam that nigga got yeeted, next time watch where you’re going.

by S q u i g g a February 6, 2020


watch yo tone mf

A more straight-forward and funnier way of "Please think before you speak as it can affect others."

Person 1: "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BLOCK YOU"
Person 2: "watch yo tone mf"

by owned and pwned December 15, 2021


Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time

Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off

by Guron April 17, 2017

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youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Nope. Nope. Don't click on it.

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ is most definetely a rickroll. Reposting this because somebody removed it and replaced it for some reason.

by dontstealmydefinitions November 14, 2021

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mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

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