A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.
"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"
An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.
My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.
That leaky nose you have when its super cold outside!
Man, the maple water is really going this morning!
A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.
If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.
Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.
The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).
Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.