A pothead that never pays for their share of weed.
guy 1: "Hey, you gonna chip in for this weed?"
guy 2: "No"
guy 1: "OK, so you're just gonna bum it off of me you Weed Leech!?"
Not fully considering all the issues that could present themselves in a situation.
"Let's make sure to test all features of the product, we don't want a pervert in the weeds"
Weed that you bought to some guy and that has been dryed by a micro wave instead of drying naturally, thus the dealer doesn't have to wait before selling it.
Vince : Hey man, my weed is getting me high but i got no taste
Barry : yeah , it's micro-weed!
Dory Weed is a term used to describe a weed strain that produces short term memory losses. The term is inspired by the character Dory from Finding Nemo.
Dude I just forgot what we were talking about, this is some good dory weed.
Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.
John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.
A community in which members take turns retrieving weed for the group to share.
Oleg - "What is a weed family?"
Mike - "A weed family is FUCKYOU"
Bomb ass weed you find in your cities worst ghetto. Usually smells like shit.
Person 1: Aye man you got some weed on you?
Person 2: Yeah man I got some of that hood weed from Orange Mound.
Person 1: Oh shit we gon be blowin good dope tonight!