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she makes me so mad grrr shes not supposted to watch videos or whatever centro de recursos is a place where you can only study. And some teacher lets her watch but ur not supposted to let her wtf..
Person 1: Yo look at that Girl in centro recursos watching gacha life when she cant
Person 2: Let me talk to her
Also person 2: Hey you cant watch gacha life here.
Girl in centro recursos when she cant : *changes to another website and stares at you*
Person 2: *knowing that shes just trying to hide so just walks away*
Girl thats watching gacha: *continues watching gacha life*
Teacher next to her: Yeah you can just watch gacha lol its not like they dont let you haha.
Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.
Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.
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When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler. DU maaaaa
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A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"
P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
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no but really, which one?
physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*
STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.
It's kind of self explanatory.
When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones
i’m making this definition so i can buy it on a shirt.
why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop would look great on a shirt
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