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who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.

Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 19, 2010


Woo Who Girl

(WOO WHO gurl) noun -plural, Woo Who Girls -that type of female who yells out "WOO WHO" as an exclamation, agreement or a sudden happiness. Woo Who Girls are the type to holler out "woo who!" when their boyfriend's team scores a point. Frat boys date Woo Who Girls. Wine coolers are their drink of choice.

Brittany hollered out "WOO WHO!" as her boy friend Alan's favorite football team scored a touchdown.
That's when Tiffany said to Alicia, 'OMG! That Brittany is totally a Woo WHO girl.

Sorority Girl 1: "Hey Brittany, wanna go to a bitchin' party at Phi Omega Alpha tonight? There's gonna be live music and free wine coolers!"
Brittany: "WOO WHO! I'm ready to party!"
Sorority Girl 2: "Gawd Brittany, yer such a Woo Who Girl.

by shtetl_mensch July 17, 2006


look whos stalking

similar to the phrase "look whos talking". You say this to a creepy stalker who lurks in the shadows who accuses you of stalking after finding out by stalking you.

Look whos stalking.

by crackfairy January 24, 2010


The person who's reading this

A person who has low self esteem, is lonely , and doesn't understand shit they are learning/learned in school. Also they suck but thats okay because I suck too so we can be buddies who suck ig.

Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out

oh look its the person who's reading this

by theunfunnycomedian April 13, 2021


guess whos back

Eminem's common interlude to a hit, or a rapper's greeting

"Guess whos back, back again, shady's back, tell a friend."Eminem (without me)

by Ollie March 05, 2005


Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They?

Goto Watchtower.org, JW-Media.org and JW.org to learn more.

Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.

by DCLBoogie March 19, 2010


Who's Your Daddy?

The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him.

Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".

Who's Your Daddy?

by everyoneshouldhaveadumbass2pay October 30, 2010