Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.
Also "Opossum in the woods".
Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.
when a man gets morning wood at an awkward time or place
Girl: why are you hard, do I arouse you.
Man: no I swear its just james wood
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A penis thats not hard but not soft.
''I look at Lady Gaga and I get such Pulp Wood''.
the literal worst block in minecraft
Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
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The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.
Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.