When you're on the pull and one of you draws the short straw and goes home with the cast away
Ah mate, Dan ended up going home with a Wilson
A sexy man with orange pubes. He has many parties and is still looking for X because he can’t find it. He gets turned on by his Math homework and loves golf. He likes golf because it involves beating small white balls.
A Wilson is a person present in a GECDSB Virtual Classroom with unexpected, unusual traits. For Example, a Wilson might have the attribute to always be confused, or even get themselves involved excessively.
Wilson "Bro what does this even mean? I'm Confused"
Friend "Dude, why are you always confused? You are such a Wilson"
The greatest dog to ever exist, he would have been so proud of Jim, he may not be with his best friend Jim in person, but he will always watch over him, rest in peace you beautiful dog.
Jim: w-w-wilson, come on (soon realising he is no longer with him, sparking the saddest moment in tv history)
A sex move where the woman is menstruating, is on top riding the man, and goes to reposition herself and has to grab the cock to reinsert, thus getting blood all over her hand, reinserts and starts riding the cock again, proceeds to slap the man's face and yells "Wilson!" -a la the volleyball in the movie "Castaway" and continues riding the "waves" as the man will usually will start bucking.
sex blood sexy fucking wilson castaway
Wilson is simply that nigga‼️ Ain’t no way you gonna catch Wilson slippin any time soon. Y’all better stop playin with my boy Wilson on foenem😒 And guess what… your mom makes Wilson food every Sunday, your girlfriend sleeps with Wilson every time she not sleeping with you, and your best brodi plays 2k with him every time he says “He’s Busy” 🤧 INDEED😵 💫🙈🐐
Deshaun: Yeo I seen ya bae talkin with Wilson
Alex: Oh shii for real? Damn, I guess I’m single 😖
Deshaun: Huh why?
Alex: Cuz that’s Wilson, she not my girl no more