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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024


Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024


andrew winter

andrew winter

Oh fuck, it's andrew winter.

by i love kids June 22, 2017


Andrew Winter

a Spring chicken, dresses for Summer, born in Fall; a man of all seasons

He's a total Johnny Depp! No way he's more of an Andrew Winter.

by ViewDuringChristmas October 2, 2018


Winter Eyeshadow

The act of having sex or giving oral in a warm place, because it’s cold out, and telling the cum-receiver to get down and close their eyes for a nice frosted look on their eyelids— ‘tis the season.

Bonus option: throw a little glitter on those lids while the cum is wet for some snaz.

About “Bonus option”: don’t actually do that, and make sure to avoid getting cum inside the eyes because it can burn and ought to be rinsed off.

I got my Winter Eyeshadow in the shower this morning when he blew his load directly onto my eyelids— it starts glossy but finishes matte!

by December 13, 2021


Canadian winter

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it

by Yolanda's child March 14, 2017


winter nips

Peppermint whipped cream on titties.

Man her winter nips tasted so good.

by Drachen71 July 4, 2024