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the forskin, the skin on the penis.
oi man last nite i was taking a piss and i got my sleeve of wizard caught in my fly.
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The ONLY show I can stomach on Disney Channel.
Person 1: Did you watch Wizards of Waverly Place last night?
Person 2: Yeah and surprisingly I didn't need the bottle of Pepto Bismol I keep on my nightstand for Disney Channel shows.
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A halfway decent show about a family of wizards living in NYC. Stars Selena Gomez and David Henrie.
Hey did you see that show last night?
Yeah, the one about the wizards?
Yup, it's called Wizards of Waverly Place
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A wizard/witch that can manipulate foreskin with his/her mind
"I feel something funny in my pants, I hope there isn't a dirty sleeve wizard around"
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The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.
This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.
The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.
When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.
Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.
Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?
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