fuck you and the horse you rode in on

From one of the first popular jokes using profanity:
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

If you think I'm putting out my cigarette in my kitchen then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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Fuck you in your 15 holes

An outlandish statement, only used to insult and denigrate the very worst douchebags, assholes, and degenerates.

It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.

Douchebag: Hey yo imma fuck u up if u dont do my algebra homework

Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!

Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus

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Fuck you, you piece of shit

That’s two definitions you chose not to public. Fuck it

Fuck you, you piece of shit

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I'm going to fuck you in the balls.

A crude yet ironically witty insult by a now banned forum member (volke) on the Taleworlds forum, for the game Mount&Blade.
This rapidly spread through the forum, aided by several people adding it to their signature. Due to the popularity of this insult, it evolved into a meme. See the other variations.

I'm going to fuck you in the balls.

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you got me fucked up

when you walk into work and everything’s in shambles because it’s busy.

oh hell no “you got me fucked up” i’m going the fuck home.

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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I've read many of these "urban definitions" of the "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" phrase, and while most make sense, it's my experience that these individual metaphors are too specific. The OG definition is: Fuck you; a personal assault on the individual persona: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on", extending that assault to any and everything associated with that individual.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

"It's my experience that most definitions are too specific."
"Fuck you asshole!"

"Well everyone I discussed this with agreed with me."
"Well then, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

fuck you ya little shit

It is a derogatory manner with which to express insult upon a quote little shit unquote

*gets asked to make an example* FUCK YOU YA LITTLE SHIT!