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Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.
1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!
2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
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The act of killing everyone in a persons home so when they walk in the house, everyone is dead.
Josh: Cam didn't pay me my money.
Mason: What are you gonna do?
Josh: I plan on leaving him a zombie movie.
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A person who walks around for no reason other than to make people join their cause, however pointless and inane it is.
"The convention was flooded with Faith Zombies waving their appendages and pamphlets at me."
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A person who has lost themselves in the world of Netflix, and lost all contact to the world around him/her, and try to "infect" others by sharing movies and tv-shows they have seen on facebook etc.
"Dude i haven't herd from Timmy in months what happened to him?"
"He went netflix zombie on us bro"
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Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!
I was just raped by this totally hot fashion zombie.
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(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.
(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"
(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
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You have the flu so bad you feel like the walking dead
I didn't have the regular flu, I had zombie flu
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