A backseat badger is someone who gets frequently banged in the backseat wether it is their own car, their parents’ car, or their hook up’s honda civic
Ryan: yo, I never knew clarissa was such a Backseat Badger.
Todd: Yeah she’s banged in the backseat with the whole football team
Dude, what were you up to this weekend?
I don't remember, i was fu**ing badgered
It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop
honey my badger
Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
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When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.
Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..
a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.
hey look over there they could be a badger being.
A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"