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Something that’s fucked up but not as much as you!
Person 1- hey did you delete your search history? I saw child porn in it
Person 2- FUCK YOU CUNT!
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1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.
1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!
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Statement or answer to a question that is easy, simple or obvious
Who is the all time leading rusher in the NFL? Emmitt Smith, childs play dude.
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Can be funny and generous but also greedy and ungrateful. The youngest child waivers between these two personality sides. Is usually the favorite and most loved child.
Youngest child: how come you get to play mortal combat.
Oldest child: I'm 14
Youngest child: *cries*
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used when annoyed by another person; another way of telling someone to fuck off
"hey matt why don't you do your job right this time!" "child please!"
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A grown up guy who acts like a kid. His diet consist of uncrustables, pizza, and raisins. He also drinks apple juice most of the time. His room is a complete mess.
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Most amazing person ever. He is smart and fun and can eat whatever he wants without gaining weight. He has "the gift".
"God created him and gave him the gift. And glitter rained down as the Glitter Child was born!"
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