The guy with the biggest penis you will ever lay your eyes on
1: You saw that Giant dick?
2: Yeah! must be a Samuel!
A Samuel is a guy that could be nice and mean at the small engine. He is so overprotective to his Best friend. He is an amazing friend and is very caring. He is a GOD AT SPORTS! Specially football. And all his friends love him so much, specially his best friend. He is a very nice guy!
a major W. commonly seen with Andys and Abbys. a Samuel is a man that everyone looks up to, although he may dress like a total fag. he probably got knocked upside the head as a kid, but it's okay, because he's universally loved nonetheless. nobody will say it outright, but he's a chill guy. if you see a Samuel, go up and say hello. don't be shy! he (probably) won't call you a slur.
person 1: "there goes Samuel."
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"
person 2: "oh, yeah."
A liar
He never tells the truth
He likes to frame people
“Omg samuel is literally framing Ava rn”