If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!
Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.
Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.
Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.
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when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"
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To give or have Oral Intercourse
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a wicked turkey sandwhich last night!
Guy 2: With extra gravy?
Guy 3: Sraight out of the oven?
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the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag
Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.
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A punch to the asshole in which the ass engulfs your hand.
That bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her a turkey punch to show her who's boss.
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Making a Turkey Gobble sound while giving a blow job.
Her turkey slurp was her thanksgiving dinner if you know what i mean.
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