A women who wipes her vagina back to front.
That mong over there, she's got a chocolate badger!!!
shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
"oh look its sam badger the slut"
When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.
I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.
a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.
hey look over there they could be a badger being.
he still hold the word record of the biggest pp in the world but previously it was 14 inches now it 17inches he has a new love of his life but this one is actually gonna last forever and they don't think that they will last forever they know they will his new love of his life is the most funniest, gorgeous, cutest, sexiest person in the world he loves her soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much she is the most important thing in the world to him he will never do anything to hurt her and is that lucky to have her and is the only thing he can think about she never leaves his mind .
reminds me of the Seth badger relationship
A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.
"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."
A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"