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Male version of a bikini line...
“When I put on my new speedo I quickly realized I forgot to tidy up my banana line”
A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas
People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas
Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.
That guy is one messed up banana junkie he just ate all my bananas
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When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.
So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.
When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.
I want to love bananas so I keep trying to eat them but when I do, I get the major banana heaves.
The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.
Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"
A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.
Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.