(n.) A condition where a hip hop song is blessed with an immaculate instrumental/track, but is also cursed with bizarre or terrible lyrics, resulting in a song worshipped regardless.
Pablo: I just listened to Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 by Kanye. The vocals and beat are goated!
Taylor: Yeah, but the Kanye lyric syndrome kills the vibe – especially the stuff about the bleach and model.
Pablo: Meh. I don't even want to talk about it. Kanye is still goated. I WANNA WAKE UP WITH YOU IN MY ARMS~
This is really a thing. A vibe. A saying. A relationship or personal issue.
Like feeling melancholy, but so much more. Love at all costs — unconditionally but perhaps stupidly—, admiration and understanding yet so much frustration, thinking you can change something or someone but you can’t. Codependency, complicity, complacency. Self destructive tendencies. Dysfunctional. Embarrassment but supportive at all costs — until you finally wake up and walk away.
So many other adjectives…
I’m feeling Kim and Kanye about my life today. I love me, but there are parts of me that never stops being self destructive.
A retarded ass nigger who likes little kids
A small dick black man tried to steal my kids today, I think it was Kanye Doyle
something you obtain after meeting all kanye's.
person 1 : i got the kanye compass
person 2 : cool
kanye : kanye
person 2 : omg its kanye
Eliza Kanye is that totally swagtastic discord kitten that meows to the moon. Eliza Kanye has a great attitude and simps for the Cheeto Cat. You should be friends with Eliza Kanye, they’re so cool that you’ll just fall and crack your spine
Eliza Kanye’s spine is crooked thanks to scoliosis, so you and Eliza Kanye can be best buddies.
Eliza Kanye’s looks are not to be rivaled. They’re so hot and pretty, you’ll fall to your knees and lick their toes in astonishment.
Person A: GAHDAMN! That’s Eliza Kanye! I can’t help but... lick their toes!!
Person B: Same dude, Eliza Kayne is so totally hot!
A phrase said before running away from a situation. Stems from Nardwuar's interview with Lil Uzi Vert in 2018.
Lil Uzi Vert: "I'm glad I'm a good guy cause if I was under investigation for something, I'd be scared right now. How you know that? They don't even know that. I don't even talk to them about that. "
Nardwuar: "Guns Garcia."
Lil Uzi Vert: "...Yo he know too much...I can't do this...WHAT KANYE DO!" *runs away*
I Kanye means 'I cannot'.
It can be used as I Kanye even (I cannot even)
or
I Kanye not (double negative)
everyone's tweet at 11:59 on new years eve: I'm going to go for a run everyday. I will not take no as an answer. It could be hailing outside and I WILL GO FOR A RUN. #newyears #resolution #health #willpower
DAY 3: it is too cold. I just... I Kanye.
OR
person1: DUDE!!!! YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?
person2: nah, I Kanye even.