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Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
An unattractive girl or guy you call for quick sex and afterwards they make you a delicious meal. You may feel bad using them for sex, but the food is too good to leave them alone.
Guy 1: Did you end up getting dinner last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was such a dirty meal. Even when I gave her a good log I couldn't get her to shut up. But, damn her cake is so good.
Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet
I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly
You might not see a nut as an appetizing meal but another person who is really hungry can see that nut as a full course meal and make use of it.
It means that you should appreciate every nut that hits your stomach.
Person 1: Look at this sandwich... gross! Would you eat it if i gave it to you?
Person 2: Well, I am really hungry.
Person 1: I can't believe it! I guess one man's nut is another man's meal.
A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.
Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”
Response:
“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”
A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.
Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”
Response:
“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”
Defines one who will approach eating their meal in a strategic fashion to achieve maximum satisfaction from it.
1. He know he could finish the entire meal so he left the best part to last what a good meal strategist!