A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants
I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!
When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped
When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed
Like cock-blocking but for girls.
"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"