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noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.
a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
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Those woman at bars that put too much make up on, which makes them look like they have a black eye.
There are too many trash pandas hoes out tonight, hide your credit card.
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A polar bear.
"The albino panda is native to nearly everywhere. Other names include albino grizzly bear, giant albino koala, abominable snow-bear, albino black bear, polar bear, Ethan Frey without a tan, and hairy old guy."
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When you shove a raccoon up your asshole
Yo I just had dirty panda, it was the best experience of my life
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When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.
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Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
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A car with a different color hood or door.
Your car is all black but the hood is white. Looks like a Reverse Panda.
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