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When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.
Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"
When a female to male transgender person sticks their dick into a mans ass, then pulling it out presenting it to the male.
*pulls out dick* "You want a bite of this Peanut butter Fishstick bitch?"
"Oh boy do I!"
The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.
The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers
When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
When a group of 4-8 Mexicans gather together and throw their feces in your direction all while yelling various insults.
“Holy crap! I think those guys are starting a Peanut-Butter Fiesta!”
An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.
Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.