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The new and less improved version of a game formerly known as basketball
"Hey did you catch that game of african sky soccer last night?"
"Yeah, Kobe and Wade really battled it out like those Somali pirates and the US Navy"
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A past association with a subset of women who took part in an activity or series of activities resulting in a more than average attractive woman. Typically referring to athletic or toned figures.
Named after soccer girls because that was the first example given for this association.
Ethan: I think that Jessica is attractive.
Jay: She played sports in college and was varsity.
Scott: That makes sense then that she is attractive due to the Soccer Girl Theory.
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basically a soccer kid is one if the most annoying peices of shits that exist on planet earth. they usually speak spanish and curse you out with their other annoying soccer friends
Soccer Kid: Juan mira este gringo!! ja ja ja!!
literally anyone: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP COZ NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOU PLAY SOCCER DUMB PEICE OF SHIT
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July 28th is national soccer day. So go play some soccer and have some fun!
Its national soccer day!
Usually a mother of a child/children who finds time to attend, or chair society or political functions, charity or Parent Teacher Association events, in conjunction with helping to raise her children.
Mary is quite well known in the local community as a bona- fide socialite soccer mom.
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The scar left around one's neck when they are found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.
"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."
Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"
Milt's Coroner: "No."
Sex
Suicide
Suicidal Sex
A-Rod's post-season record'
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there's no explanation, only Ronaldinho Soccer
Person 1: ayo bro have u heard tha-
*Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 intro starts*
Person 2: oh fuck not again