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shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.

When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.

by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009


tank hanger

To describe when a woman wakes in the morning with one breast exposed outside a tank top.

Realized I had a tank hanger after I hit the alarm this morning

by Manofisle April 24, 2018


Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.

Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.

by Un Hump January 11, 2023


party tank

Similar to a bro top. It is a tank top worn by "bros" who use phrases like "Sun's out guns out", who "pound" beer, and may or may not still use the fist pump at bars. Typically bros who wear these party tanks could use a few sessions at the gym before rockin this top.

I went to a bar once and saw a bro wearing a party tank. He was the coolest dude in the club. I wish I had big enough arms to wear a party tank.

by sunsoutgunsout May 6, 2014


tipsy tank

The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.

Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”

Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”

Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”

Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!

Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!

Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”

Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”

Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?

Person 2 “sure”

by Pat the fat February 18, 2023


tank porn

Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.

Listen to the noise of that Leopard 1 engine, thats some good tank porn.

by Kurt28 February 22, 2017


Syphoning the Tank

When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.

Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018