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to date someone and lead them on for months just to break up once you're bored of the relationship, usually ghosting them
girl 1: did you hear that they broke up last week??
girl 2: there's no way. why!?
girl 1: idk, he just lops johnsoned her out of the blue without any reason at all
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1. The act of injuring or tearing one's ligamites in one's knee.
2. The ruining of ones athletic career due to a devastating knee injury.
Wow, you totally pulled a Ben Johnson when you slipped on that rain puddle!
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Thought of as the OC of the midwest - which is somewhat true
While theres plenty of money floating around here its not quite as rich as its made out to be though.
Mission Hills, Berry Hills, and parts of Leawood are the main rich areas.
big fancy cookie cutter houses are common in the northern parts but the larger, more unique mansions can be found spread out around Stilwell (where i live) (10-15 minutes from Mission Hills, 5-10 minutes from Berry Hills)
To see the those examples ask anyone from stilwell to show the Miller's house (big brick house on Metcalf Avenue (cant miss it))and the nearby neighborhood or ask them to take you down Mission Road (long curvy road that branches off into a ton of long dark gated drives in Mission Hills (often a big hangout for santanists - its not a huge problem anymore, but its still a problem))
Most kids in Johnson County are in the Blue Valley school district and most of the Mission Hills/Berry Hills, and Leawood teens go to Blue Valley High School (where i go)
which is a pretty good representation of JC's social status-
Abercrombie/ Hollister/ Guess/ect clothing
15-20 Coach bags in every hallway
plenty of brand new mustangs/ f-150's/ scions/ect in the parking lot
(along with one black Hummer H2 with 26" wheels)
and plenty of Audi's/ BMW's/ Acura's/ Denali's/ Escalade's/ Naviagtor's in the Drop-off/Pick-up lane
"oh... Blue Valley/Johnson County... that explains a lot..."
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The act of sticking a Halo 3 disc into your own Anus and yelling "WORT WORT WORT"
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: VIVA LA SERGEANT JOHNSON!
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a war cry destined to become the source of many conflicts for stoners.
when smoking with a group, instead of passing the joint to the left, hold it out and scream "ben johnson!". the first person to grab it gets to smoke it next.
puff puff, "ben johnson!"
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Used to refer to one's fist, usually in a threat to punch someone in the face.
"If you want to throw down in fisticuffs I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary right here."
-- Anchorman
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to many johnsons, to many whales
wow that school has a lot of jonsons, look at the fuckin whales walkin around
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