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Baby dick daddy who engages in extreme amounts of homoerotic sex.
"Ever since Justin moved away he's turned into a real Austin Durham"
The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
The best girlfriend ever and the most prettiest Girl ever and very kind over all she is perfect
Liv Austin is beautiful
Liv is the best girlfriend ever
There is nothing going on in there
Me: I wonder what is going on in Austin's mind..
Austin: HERDURDEDUR
Me: Yeah there is nothing going on in Austin's mind
The cutest and most perfect couple anyone will ever meet. They are like the stars and the moon, peanut butter and jelly, they are meant to be. They were friends at first but quickly fell for eachother. They both find eachother irresistible and without knowing their love will create such a strong bond that they can’t even picture themselves with another.
Did you see Eden and Austin?
Yes! I wish I had a relationship like them
The term for someone who is too edgy for school
You may be edgy, but not as edgy as Edgy Austin.