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One who can communicate and please a girl's ass in a very special way.
I never thought I'd ever like anal sex; but then I met the ass whisperer.
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lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.
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When something is both Baller status and Bad ass
Baller Status Meaning: Somebody who is recognized as Popular and also of what they have done. Being Baller gives you more power over a lot of people
Bad Ass Meaning: Awesome in every way
Dude! I just made a shot from half court with my eyes closed behind my back." "Dude thats hella ball ass"
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To do something with little effort.
Not completely done.
Poorly done.
Little or no effort is used in the job/activity.
"Why did you do a half ass job cleaning your room? There are dirty clothes under your bed."
1: "How did you get a 57% on that essay? It was easy."
2: "I did a half ass job writing it."
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When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.
That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.
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adj. Unnecessarily extravagant; fancy, with modifier ass usually used ironically for humorous effect to play down pretensions that might be associated with refering to the object's exorbitance, or to sarcastically refer to an object that is outmoded or of inferior quality.
Would you care for a ride in my fancy-ass automobile?
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