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she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021


Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...

When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel

by Stonedirt November 8, 2017


Bagel in the Chimney

A British saying meaning “Raging Boner

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”

by Butternutsquash12 June 22, 2018


bagel rupture

when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open

fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night

by SCUBA SKITTLEMAN October 8, 2018


Bagel Meme

This is meme that me and my friends pretty much made together and what you really do is just put a word in front of bagel and that is pretty much it. Hopefully this gets popular on iFunny or some sort of meme site. It deserves some damn credit. Most of this goes to my friends however they started this and I was dragged in as well so here I am.

Dream Bagel, Oof Bagel, Heretic Bagel, Dark Souls Bagel, etc. This is the bagel meme

by ItzSavNotSave March 13, 2021


Bagel

Sugar free donuts

Billy: “y’all want some bagels?????”

Chris: “hell naw. Get those sugar free donuts outta my face.”

by King of kings lord of lords247 June 25, 2021


Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.

Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure

by Dantony milne November 22, 2020